First you will be a better person for having read this profile. I promise, no really, trust me :)
Well for starters I am extremely sarcastic so if you're too serious stop reading now. I like to cause trouble but not the serious type of trouble. More like the fun type of trouble. Oh and I like skittles!
I want a girl who is ballsy enough to go on any one of my crazy adventures and isn't afraid to take me on. Essentially I want a girl who's looking for casual fun.
Oh and no window shopping ladies, you know who you are:)