08 Nov 16

It’s Erection Day


We finally made it to the big day here in the United States, Erection Day. It’s also another big day here, you might have heard, Election day. Presidential elections are a big deal, but erections are an even bigger deal (no pun intended). Collectively across the country men pop a whopping 1.2 BILLION boners a day. Comparatively there were 126 million votes cast in the 2012 election. The comparison isn’t even close, boners take the day all day every day. While people are popping boners at crazy numbers there is still a large population that have trouble getting hard and staying hard. Thankfully there are a number of over the counter and natural ways to keep your man hammer saluting when it counts most.

The most popular prescription pills include Viagra, Cialis and Levitra. They all basically do the same thing. The differences between the three include when you take them, how long they work, and what their side effects are. If you’re looking for natural remedies there are also a number of good options available. You can purchase “dick pills”. At last count there are over 1,000 results on Amazon when searching erection pills. If you don’t have a problem getting hard, and you want to last longer try a Lidocaine based spray such as Promescent.  The spray numbs your member and if it’s applied properly won’t numb your woman.

While you’re waiting in line at the polling stations to cast your vote remember, chances are you’ll pop a boner. Don’t worry, just know that it’s Election and Erection Day! Good luck everyone and stay safe.