Heather Janssen is an Internet Celebrity Diva born in Holland and living in Florida. Hobbies: Training Cats to Jump Through Fiery Hoops, Squishing Things Between Her Toes, Wearing Outlandish Costumes for No Apparent Reason. Heather helped form the Internet with a famous politician so that people around the world could come together and send naked pictures to each other (except for Muslim countries where that’s outlawed so they just send pictures of falafels and goats and stuff). This allowed Heather to become the Internet Celebrity she is today. She spent three years training in Switzerland’s astronaut program where she learned how to use the Jedi Mind Trick and that Vulcan hand-on-your-face thingy which she uses for such things as making out in inappropriate places like graveyards, tax audits and the opera.