I'm a sight to see in my gorgeous plaid bra and panty set, but it's about to get even better. I open up my pack of Marlboro Red 100's and light one up with a match. I savor the scrumptious smoke, letting it drift slowly up from my lovely lips. Once it's done, I pick up a cigarette from my ashtray that I'd barely started earlier, and use the first to light it. After delighting you with even more ethereal smoke, I chainsmoke a third cigarette, another started one from the ashtray. When I finally put the final cig out, you're beside yourself in awe.